Own Your Future Challenge

Please join the challenge and let me own your non-existing future.

I am the big Tiny Boobins, the author of “Ultra Hyper Success.” I will be soon starting a program to help me own your future. It is called “Own Your Future Challenge” aka “OYF.” It will be done through a zoom call. And I invite all of you (not losers, of course) to join the challenge. I know it had been a very tough time but the situation is going to change. I got vaccinated and I ain’t gonna wait for you to get vaccinated before I could set my next rat trap for you, rats.

I could not ignore the thought that if people do not own their future then somebody else is gonna own it. And as the pandemic situation is more or less under control before some other dickheads pop up to take advantage of you with their manipulative tactics, I realized, I should kick off my laziness and do something about it.

Why would I let someone else get a hold of you and your future when I am pretty much alive as a damn huge rock, right? So here I am. And whether the Covid situations change or not, before you die of Covid-19 or of any new, god knows what, fucking viruses, I want to help you own your non-existing future and transfer most of your lifetime earnings into my account to the best of my ability.

How can I help you, help me, own you? Do not look anywhere else. Here it is, the OYF challenge.

I was laying down on my couch, this last Saturday, worried about the extra maintenance charges for my private jet and also about some petty tax reduction tactics and, of course, some other usual frauds.

Even though I tried hard to ignore it and stop being so selfish, you know, my wife, she keeps bitching me about not already having fixed my little thing, my private, I mean, my jet, my private jet, you perverts.

Alright, now, you might wonder what does my private jet got to do with your future. That’s where I am coming to. And suddenly, on that day, while on the couch, farting unlimitedly, mimicking my jet, I had a stunning realization: My private…

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